How many percent?

Now that we know that we're not, in fact, all going to die from swine flu, we can turn our attention to what our favourite MPs have been spending our money on. Dewsbury MP, Shahid Malik, is the latest parliamentarian to be suspended, after reports that he claimed over £60k over three years on expenses for what may or may not have been his main home. Among the more dubious claims were a £730 massage chair and a £2100 TV, despite his repeated protestations that he'd behaved "one million percent by the book". Quite why anyone would expect someone so inept at math to make adequate expense claims, though, is beyond me.