On the first day of Christmas......

Three-hundred-and-sixty-five insults, one Vietnamese coffee filter, 210 grams of handmade chocolates, 70 cookie recipes, 12 baklavas, 2 bags of home-made chocolate/fruitcake goodies (with an IKEA reindeer), 1 mahjong mat, 1 cast aluminium non-stick saucepan, 1 non-slip saucepan rest, JAPANESE STEEL!!!, 1 set of oven mits, 1 digital scale........